NOTHING.
There is absolutely NOTHING to do in Nebraska.
Except for eating.
You can eat yourself to death in Nebraska.
Which is basically what I did this past weekend.
Now, don't get me wrong. I'm from the Cornhusker state and my roots are buried deep with all of those open fields and grazing cows, but I came to one very sad realization while I was there for my (very) brief visit: the only thing exciting about that flat piece of land--other than my very dear friends whom I love more than words--is the food.
Seriously.
I racked my brain trying to think of all of the great sites to show Dave while we were there. I wanted to represent my home state well. Unfortunately for him, our tour de midwest stopped with every single restaurant on the map.
Did I mention I used to be fat?
Well, now we know why.
So, in honor of that great little right wing state where I grew up, I decided that BoozeHound Gourmet should highlight the FIVE BEST places to eat in L-town, NE!!
Or, at least the places that I like.
If you don't agree, tough.
I used to be fat, remember? Proof?

BOOM.
I win.
Automatically.
So, here we go! Oh, and just as a warning, you'll probs get REALLY hungry reading this, so go ahead and get the number for Domino's (or Valentino's--SHOUT OUT!) on speed dial.
#5: Nebraska-based fast food.
--Whether you're pulling up to the Runza drive through for some Frings and a Swiss Mushroom Original Runza Sandwich or stumbling to Amigo's at 2 in the morning for a delicious and equally disgusting Styrofoam box of soggy nachos, there is nothing that satisfies the appetite of Nebraska escapees than fast food that can only be found within the state's borders. The reason? These two restaurants are both the ULTIMATE in their category. Runza, with it's hand-formed hamburgers and irresistible cabbage-and-beef filled gems, is the ultimate in homemade comfort food. And Amigo's, well, is the ultimate in food that you only eat after 10 pm, with its cheesy burritos and addictive Crispo's that will make you hate yourself in the morning. Either way, both of these spots are must-stops when back in town, and believe me. I never forget to stop.
#4: Ivanna Cone
--Let me start this segment by saying that the Haymarket in downtown Lincoln is probably the coolest part of the city to show out-of-towners. From the retro style of the Starlite Lounge to the coffee-loving hipster hangout at the Mill, the Haymarket is probably the most unique couple of blocks in the city. And the sweetest spot in the Haymarket? The indie ice cream shop known as Ivanna Cone, where all of the sweets are made in-house daily, and the menu can change at the whim of the workers. The ice cream is delicious, and the homemade waffle cones are to DIE for. My fave is Birthday Cake ice cream, which incorporates actual pieces of birthday cake in a creamy goodness that I can never pass up. Unfortunately, I have only been to Ivanna Cone a handful of times when they've actually had this flavor, so if you've had it, you're definitely one of the lucky few. Once they had Grand Marnier flavored ice cream. The scooper was super impressed that I knew how to pronounce it, which means either I drink too much, or everyone else in Nebraska drinks too little.
#3: Valentino's Pizza
--If you're from Nebraska, or have lived there at some point in your life, you've undoubtedly become addicted to Val's. Here's why. It's not because of their special sweet tomato sauce, or their funky way of cutting their pizza slices in squares instead of triangles. Nope. The secret to Val's success is this: they leave the grease on top of the pie. Yep. The grease. Why else would Nebraskans fight to the death over a pizza? I'm only kidding. It's pretty damn good pizza and the cinnamon breadsticks are BOMB.
#2: It's a tie. Old Chicago and Famous Dave's BBQ
--Alright, don't judge me. These restaurants are both national chains, but they're not anywhere in Massachusetts and they have me HOOKED, so they make the list. Get over it. First of all, Old Chicago has about 60789884 million beers on tap, which is why it's my fave drunky spot in L-town. You can get anything from a standard Sam Adams Seasonal to a swanky Framboise (shout out to Erica Heiden! Order this beer only if you like raspberry and wanna pay 12 dollars for a drink. It does come in a fancy glass, though, so that might sway your decision). Along with the beers, you can get delicious Italian nachos--made with won ton chips, mozzarella cheese, pepperoni, Italian sausage and peppers--or hot pepperoni rolls, both of which I could easily down in one sitting. Fat kid alert!
--As far as Famous Dave's goes, I worked there for about 5 years, so I really am biased. It's one of those restaurants where you really have to buy in to the atmosphere and culture to love working there, and guess what? I bought it. In fact, I'd say I put my theoretical life savings into this restaurant. I'm mildly obsessed. Here's why. The food is amazing. The six different BBQ sauces sitting at the table (Rich & Sassy, Sweet & Zesty, Texas Pit, Georgia Mustard, Devil's Spit, and Wilbur's Revenge) are TO DIE FOR. I'd slather any one of them over anything in that restaurant. I'd even probably drink the Sweet & Zesty straight from the bottle, but that's for another post in another blog in another time. You can get anything from pulled pork, to brisket, to a good old fashioned burger, and it will all be fab. Oh yeah, try one of Dave's specialty drinks, too, and say hi to Kimba or Heather at the bar for me (shout out!)
#1 DRUMROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
LAZLO'S BREWERY AND PUB!
--It's no secret if you know me that Lazlo's is my favorite restaurant in Nebraska. I go there whenever I'm back and it never ceases to make me happy. First off, they brew all their own beers in-house, so not only are you drinking booze that you can't get everywhere, but it's amazingly fresh. Last time I was at Lazlo's, I got the sampler, which for 6 dollars, lets you try a tasting of ALL NINE BEERS that Lazlo's makes. How awesome is that?! Most of the beers are fabulous, but the Dark Side Vanilla Porter and Chaco Canyon Honey Wheat are of special note, because they are the best of the spectrum--one dark and one light. And get this. The menu tells you EXACTLY what beers go the best with their food! I particularly love the Pub Club sandwich with Lazlo fries, which are incredibly addicting, especially dipped in the homemade honey mustard dressing. Lazlo's also offers specials daily, which usually include some type of seafood. The real star of this restaurant, however, is the appetizer menu. The onion rings are one of a kind--huge, crispy, and covered in salt and pepper--and are amazingly irresistible. The spinach and artichoke dip melts in your mouth, and the lavosh is so unique, you can't help but ordering. I'll stop myself now, because I could go on and on.
And here's the thing, guys.
NONE OF THESE RESTAURANTS WILL BREAK THE BANK.
Yep, they're all pretty affordable, which is what BoozeHound is all about.
So, if you're ever around L-town, or are one of those lucky few who I've forced to eat Amigo's with me at 2 in the morning, count your blessings. Because while I love Boston, it doesn't believe in drunky Mexican food.
Maybe I'll open my own franchise...hmmmm...
Until then, my friends.
Cheers and Beers!
--Trav and Allison
Links to the Top Five:
www.amigoskings.com/home.htm
www.runza.com
www.ivannacone.com/about.html
www.valentinos.com
www.oldchicago.com
www.famousdaves.com
www.lazlosbreweryandgrill.com